after careful consideration i have decided that i will no longer be participating in anything at all
My blood type is A+ because I’m the best at everything. Even at having blood.
— Spaison Cat (@catstronomical) January 28, 2017
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REMOVE CARD NOW! REMOVE IT NOW! OH MY GOD ARE YOU CRAZY GET IT OU— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) July 14, 2017
They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) May 12, 2016
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn’t her grandmother
— bela lugosi’s beth💀 (@bourgeoisalien) May 7, 2016