guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we’ll never know!— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
In order to achieve success you need to have an incredible work ethic with unstoppable drive and ferocious ambition. Or be good looking.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) February 4, 2015
Panic attacks are god's way of saying "evolution should have gotten rid of you but clearly you're still here so I guess have some Xanax"
— Bez (@Bez) September 18, 2013
Alfie
