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fresh air

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I like to cry over the sink in my kitchen because it makes me feel like a housewife who has had enough

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am i anxious? yes. but is that going to stop me from doing things i love? also yes

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I love that I go to sleep every night and when I wake up in the morning, I am born again with a whole new day ahead of me and the opportunity to become my greatest self.

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People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.

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“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”

– Pancho Villa (1877 – 1923), last words

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“I am going to make everything around me beautiful – that will be my life.”

Elsie De Wolfe

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“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

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something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

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Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

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“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say “breathing swimming” and “non breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning.

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We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me