after careful consideration i have decided that i will no longer be participating in anything at all
They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) May 12, 2016
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn’t her grandmother
— bela lugosi’s beth💀 (@bourgeoisalien) May 7, 2016
guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we’ll never know!— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
In order to achieve success you need to have an incredible work ethic with unstoppable drive and ferocious ambition. Or be good looking.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) February 4, 2015